| LTS |
Laughing to Self. |
| LUWAMH |
Love You With All
My Heart. |
| LY |
Love You. |
| MLA |
Multiple Letter
Acronym. |
| MOF |
Matter Of Fact. |
| MOTAS |
Member Of The
Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD |
Message of the day |
| MOTOS |
Member Of The
Opposite Sex |
| MOTSS |
Member Of The Same
Sex |
| MTFBWY |
May The Force Be
With You. |
| MYOB |
Mind Your Own
Business. |
| NAVY |
Never Again
Volunteer Yourself. |
| NBD |
No Big Deal. |
| NFW |
No Friggin' Way!. |
| NHOH |
Never Heard Of
Him/Her |
| NIH |
Not Invented Here. |
| NIMBY |
Not In My Back
Yard. |
| NINO |
No Input, No
Output. |
| NOYB |
None Of Your
Business. |
| NP |
No Problem. |
| NQA |
No Questions Asked. |
| NTIM |
Not That It
Matters. |
| NTIMM |
Not That It Matters
Much. |
| NTW |
Not To Worry. |
| NTYMI |
Now That You
Mention It. |
| O |
Over (completion of
communication) |
| OATUS |
On A Totally
Unrelated Subject. |
| OAUS |
On An Unrelated
Subject. |
| OBO |
Or Best Offer |
| OBTW |
Oh, By The Way |
| OIC |
Oh, I See |
| ONNA |
Oh No, Not Again. |
| ONNTA |
Oh No, Not This
Again. |
| OO |
Over and Out (end
of communication) |
| OOTC |
Obligatory On-Topic
Comment. |
| OTF |
On the Floor
(laughing) |
| OTFL |
On the Floor
Laughing |
| OTL |
Out To Lunch. |
| OTOH |
On The Other Hand |
| OTOOH |
On The Other Other
Hand. |
| OTT |
Over The Top; too
much |
| OTTH |
On The Third Hand. |
| OTTOMH |
Off The Top Of My
Head. |
| OWTTE |
Or Words To That
Effect. |
| PABG |
Packing a Big Gun. |
| PDS |
Please Don't Shout.
(Shouting in chat mode is typing all in capital letters, which is
considered rude.) Example: PLEASE DON'T SHOUT. |
| PLOKTA |
Press Lots Of Keys
To Abort. |
| PMBI |
Pardon My Butting
In. |
| PMF |
Pardon My French. |
| PMFBI |
Pardon Me For
Butting In |
| PMFJI |
Pardon Me For
Jumping In |
| PMIGBOM |
Put Mind In Gear,
Before Opening Mouth. |
| PMJI |
Pardon My Jumping
In |
| PNCAH |
Please, No Cursing
Allowed Here |
| POSSLQ |
Person Of Opposite
Sex Sharing Living Quarters. |
| ppl |
People |
| PTMM |
Please Tell Me More |
| R U THERE? |
Are you there? |
| RAEBNC |
Read And Enjoyed,
But No Comment. |
| re |
1 Hello again;
regreet 2 In regard to |
| rehi |
Hi again |
| RHIP |
Rank Has Its
Privileges. |
| RL |
Real Life |
| RLCO |
Real Life
Conference. |
| ROFL |
Rolling On Floor
Laughing. |
| ROFLASTC |
Rolling On Floor
Laughing And Scaring The Cat. |
| ROFLGO |
Rolling On Floor
Laughing Guts Out. |
| ROFLMAO |
Roll On Floor
Laughing My Arse Off. |
| ROTF |
Rolling On The
Floor |
| ROTFL |
Rolling On The
Floor Laughing |
| ROTFLAHMS |
Rolling On The
Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides. |
| ROTFLOL |
Rolling On The
Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| RRQ |
Return Receipt
Request. |
| RSN |
Real Soon Now |
| RSVP |
Respondez S'il Vous
Plait French for "please reply"; a notation often found
on invitations |
| RTBM |
Read The Bloody
Manual |
| RTFAQ |
Read The Frequently
Asked Questions |
| RTFF |
Read The Freaking
FAQ. |
| RTFM |
Read The F------
Manual A gentle suggestion to users who ask questions they could
have answered themselves with a little research |
| RTM |
Read The Manual |
| RTSM |
Read The Silly
Manual. |
| RTWFQ |
Read The Whole
Friggin' Question. |
| RYFM |
Read Your Friendly
Manual |
| RYS |
Read Your Screen. |
| S |
Smile |
| SAPFU |
Surpassing All
Previous Foul Ups. |
| SCNR |
Sorry, Could Not
Resist. |
| SEC |
Wait a second |
| SETE |
Smiling Ear To Ear. |
| SFLA |
Stupid Four Letter
Acronym. |
| SICS |
Sitting In Chair
Snickering. |
| SLM |
See Last Mail. |
| SMOP |
Small Matter of
Programming. |
| SNAFU |
Situation Normal:
All Fouled Up |
| SO |
Significant Other |
| SOL |
S - Out Of Luck |
| SOS |
1. Same Old Stuff.
2. Help!. |
| SOW |
Speaking Of Which. |
| SUFID |
Screwing Up Face In
Disgust. |
| SWIM |
See What I Mean? |
| SWL |
Screaming With
Laughter. |
| SYS |
See You Soon. |
| TAF |
That's All, Folks!. |
| TAFN |
That’s All For
Now |
| TANJ |
There Ain’t No
Justice |
| TANSTAAFL |
There Ain’t No
Such Thing As A Free Lunch |
| TARFU |
Things Are Really
Fouled Up. |
| TBYB |
Try Before You Buy. |
| TDM |
Too Darn Many. |
| TFS |
Three Finger Salute
(Ctl-Alt-Del). |
| TFTHAOT |
Thanx For The Help
Ahead Of Time. |
| TFTT |
Thanks For The
Thought. |
| TGAL |
Think Globally, Act
Locally. |
| THX |
Thanks |
| TIA |
Thanks In Advance |
| TIC |
Tongue In Cheek |
| TINWIS |
That Is Not What I
Said. |
| TNSTAAFL |
There's No Such
Thing As A Free Lunch. |
| TNTL |
Trying Not To Laugh |
| TNX |
Thanks |
| TNXE6 |
Thanks A Million
("E6" means 10 to the 6th power = a million) |
| TOBAL |
There Oughta Be A
Law. |
| TOBG |
This Oughta Be
Good. |
| TOY |
Thinking Of You. |
| TPTB |
The Powers That Be |
| TRDMC |
Tears Running Down
My Cheeks. |
| TSR |
Totally Stupid
Rules. |
| TTBOMK |
To The Best Of My
Knowledge |
| TTFN |
Ta Ta For Now |
| TTKSF |
Trying To Keep a
Straight Face |
| TTUL |
Talk To You Later. |
| TTYAWFN |
Talk To You A While
From Now. |
| TTYL |
Talk To You Later |
| TTYT |
Talk To You
Tomorrow. |
| TYCLO |
Turn Your CAPS LOCK
Off (Quit Shouting). |
| TYVM |
Thank You Very Much |
| UOK |
Are You OK? |
| WAEF |
When All Else
Fails. |
| WB |
Welcome Back |
| WDYMBT |
What Do You Mean By
That?. |
| WDYT |
What Do You Think? |
| WIBAMU |
Well, I'll Be A
Monkey's Uncle. |
| WIBNI |
Wouldn’t It Be
Nice If |
| WMMOWS |
Wash My Mouth Out
With Soap. |
| WNOHGB |
Where No One Has
Gone Before. |
| WOA |
Work Of Art. |
| WOTAM |
Waste Of Time And
Money. |
| WRT |
With Regard To, or
With Respect To |
| WT |
Without Thinking. |
| WTB |
Want To Buy |
| WTF |
What The F***? |
| WTG |
Way To Go! |
| WTGP |
Want To Go Private? |
| WTH |
What the hell? |
| WTTM |
Without Thinking
Too Much. |
| WYGISWYPF |
What You Get Is
What You Pay For |
| XOXOXO |
Kisses and hugs |
| YABA |
Yet Another Bloody
Acronym |
| YAOTM |
Yet Another
Off-Topic Message. |
| YAUN |
Yet Another Unix
Nerd |
| YGLT |
You're Gonna Love
This .... |
| YGTI |
You Get The Idea? |
| YGWYPF |
You Get What You
Pay For |
| YIU |
Yes, I Understand |
| YIWGP |
Yes, I Will Go
Private |
| YKYARW |
You Know You're A
Redneck When . . .. |
| YMMV |
Your Mileage May
Vary (or your experience could be different) |